tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post3231417922878638682..comments2023-05-22T03:58:27.214-04:00Comments on Bad Parenting Moments: Much Ado About NothingBadParentingMomentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-63318797404053197992012-12-10T09:42:10.576-05:002012-12-10T09:42:10.576-05:00I personally like to buy the really shiny duct tap...I personally like to buy the really shiny duct tape. The shinier the stickier. I clearly have this all figured out. ;) Love you, Meredith!BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-21137001204781203612012-12-10T09:41:28.445-05:002012-12-10T09:41:28.445-05:00You married a philosopher! That must be highly ann...You married a philosopher! That must be highly annoying when it's time to argue and he gets all serious and you just want to throw a plate? No? Just me? Oh...ahem...carry on. Thanks for listening, Hillary! xoBadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-29422007926707283982012-12-04T13:50:16.456-05:002012-12-04T13:50:16.456-05:00This was just too much fun! And so helpful--"...This was just too much fun! And so helpful--"parallel living" explains why I'm so tired at the end of the day I could just fall asleep at the dinner table. Let me know if you figure out a duct tape that actually holds them into the car seat...I must be buying the wrong brand?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16807400887814224333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-16296067325788038712012-12-04T02:40:51.000-05:002012-12-04T02:40:51.000-05:00Oh, and by the way, I was totally in Much Ado Abou...Oh, and by the way, I was totally in Much Ado About Nothing in high school :)hilljeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648911673711273414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-1987297106812934442012-12-04T02:39:14.597-05:002012-12-04T02:39:14.597-05:00You know, my hubby is a philosopher and I bet he w...You know, my hubby is a philosopher and I bet he would argue that there is a parallel universe where everything and everyone is the same, EXCEPT your kids LISTEN. So, rest with that. <br /><br />Oh, and I'm listening here :) But maybe not there. Hmmph.hilljeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648911673711273414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-26046734739831393012012-12-03T10:23:21.165-05:002012-12-03T10:23:21.165-05:00Mutual appreciation for David Blaine jokes. MFEO, ...Mutual appreciation for David Blaine jokes. MFEO, Paige Kellerman, Writer-Humorist.BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-63726280970604773242012-12-03T10:22:42.108-05:002012-12-03T10:22:42.108-05:00Shannon, I need to hear your tips and tricks over ...Shannon, I need to hear your tips and tricks over a bottle of wine. Deal?BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-21018690371736113132012-12-03T10:22:02.393-05:002012-12-03T10:22:02.393-05:00I can not tell you how many time-outs have been in...I can not tell you how many time-outs have been initiated after failed listening after screaming, "Don't ride the baby! GET OFF THE BABY'S BACK!"BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-23431544611460838222012-12-03T10:21:13.312-05:002012-12-03T10:21:13.312-05:00Of course, it's nagging if you say something a...Of course, it's nagging if you say something a million times, but, it is also "douchebaggery" to make you say it one million times before listening. Amen, sister. A-freakin'-men.BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-70057987231664048622012-12-03T10:20:09.369-05:002012-12-03T10:20:09.369-05:00This is the best comment I have ever received. Eve...This is the best comment I have ever received. Ever. Thank YOU. BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-42342662607310546802012-12-03T10:19:46.041-05:002012-12-03T10:19:46.041-05:00Heather, at first I thought, "uh-oh, where is...Heather, at first I thought, "uh-oh, where is this comment going?" and then I laughed. Uproariously. Thank you for that.BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-42815732120067776762012-12-03T10:18:19.715-05:002012-12-03T10:18:19.715-05:00I hear you and do you know who can hear me? All of...I hear you and do you know who can hear me? All of my neighbors. Even with the windows closed and doors locked. BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-60758445134232663142012-12-01T14:50:43.658-05:002012-12-01T14:50:43.658-05:00"I am the David Blaine of speech" I'..."I am the David Blaine of speech" I'm just glad there's a name for our condition.Paige Kellermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16201061179479380167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-63473116826980376782012-12-01T10:54:30.561-05:002012-12-01T10:54:30.561-05:00'MOMVOICE' is one of the few parenting ski...'MOMVOICE' is one of the few parenting skills I fell into with an easy grace - when I bark an order even the neighbor kids get up and clean their rooms ;) All the rest of it? Well, not so much...Shannonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-60517637933939581832012-12-01T01:45:31.603-05:002012-12-01T01:45:31.603-05:00Just came across this post while nursing baby to s...Just came across this post while nursing baby to sleep.....read "stop riding the baby" and woke him up bc I couldn't control the laughter/ snorting ---- thanks a lot!!!!! ;-)abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03643437357749158857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-74161154667330308192012-11-30T03:25:51.729-05:002012-11-30T03:25:51.729-05:00No, no, that is NOT all....until I started reading...No, no, that is NOT all....until I started reading you and a few others like you, I thought I was doing it wrong...saying it wrong...Doing. Something. Wrong, for the love of David Blaine!! Like I was FAILING, hard. Now I just feel like, meh, maybe its not me...maybe kids are assholes, really. And I feel much better. So to you I say, CHEERS - just fucking, CHEERS! (now that is all) DevanTNMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811407816593020440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-17146537290087424102012-11-30T03:20:50.045-05:002012-11-30T03:20:50.045-05:00GAH! I LOVE YOU! That is all.
DevanGAH! I LOVE YOU! That is all.<br />DevanTNMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811407816593020440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-65489901653920666002012-11-30T03:19:21.465-05:002012-11-30T03:19:21.465-05:00I loved riding the baby too...I snorted! I loved riding the baby too...I snorted! TNMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811407816593020440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-31118502171768478252012-11-29T11:32:55.309-05:002012-11-29T11:32:55.309-05:00As a mother of 3 successful adults who now have be...As a mother of 3 successful adults who now have beautiful children of their own, i can tell you that you're speaking the wrong language. "clean your room" sounds like "blah, blah, blah" to them until about age 20ish. <br />Sign language is the key. Taking them by the elbow to their room, pointing at the mess(es) and making a threatening gesture with your fist is much clearer. Heather cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-310222666549439552012-11-28T18:19:57.435-05:002012-11-28T18:19:57.435-05:00If I say things 4 times in quick succession, I am ...If I say things 4 times in quick succession, I am heard, but only to be asked in an irritable voice why I'm nagging?!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14718975387489795957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-22979840263979902282012-11-27T18:02:08.988-05:002012-11-27T18:02:08.988-05:00This is why there's screaming. I don't wa...This is why there's screaming. I don't wanna scream but by the time I've repeated something 20 times with no response nor reaction, I just can't help but think it's a volume issue. Also, since he's screaming "mommy, mommy, mommy" at me constantly, I figure I'll have to match it. <br />Love the last paragraph so much.toulousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03972702906638469966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-35665385106270816592012-11-27T16:10:06.953-05:002012-11-27T16:10:06.953-05:00My kids think I'm the least funny person aroun...My kids think I'm the least funny person around unless I wear an owl hat or stuff too many grapes in my mouth. I think those two things are the only reason they even keep me around! Thank you for the love, Jessica!BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-31748546396228052112012-11-27T16:08:48.368-05:002012-11-27T16:08:48.368-05:00Coming from one of my favorite comedic forces! I&#...Coming from one of my favorite comedic forces! I'm totally going to do an awkward, overbite, fist pump dance in celebration. BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-87030832067111427532012-11-27T16:07:51.605-05:002012-11-27T16:07:51.605-05:00After I wrote this, I thought of so many more Davi...After I wrote this, I thought of so many more David Blaine jokes and I think that David Blaine comedy is a field I could really excel in. But, really how invested is anyone going to be in a blog that is all David Blaine ALL the time besides you two? Oh, and the 4 year old is in time-out currently for...yep...you guessed it....riding the baby.BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1559861853360473818.post-65820034196171735552012-11-27T16:04:31.203-05:002012-11-27T16:04:31.203-05:00Love you. Thanks for drinking the kool-aid. <3Love you. Thanks for drinking the kool-aid. <3BadParentingMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00029703381098618823noreply@blogger.com